Posted by molliehogan under News  Comments
Hey, it’s me, Bobby.
I’m hungry! Lucky for me it’s MY BIRTHDAY and so I would like it if everyone of you would please send me a large turkey leg, a giant steak or a big dead rabbit. A live rabbit would be ok too. Might be harder to send? I would also like some new bedding, a new giant litter box and about a million new toys. Sometimes things get lost in the mail so the easiest way to give me a birthday present would be to sponsor me. That way I can have all these things all the time. Well–maybe not a live rabbit. If you want to help take care of me just look me up on the webpage. It’s easy to be a bobcat sponsor.
Oh, and one more thing. We have a new goat here at Wildworks. Name’s “Merry”. I would really like it if Mollie could put the goat in my cage with me for awhile so I could “play” with her. For a birthday present, ya know? Somehow I don’t think Mollie will do it….but it doesn’t hurt to ask! Meows
Catch ya later
Posted by molliehogan under News Comments Off
It’s me, Bobby. Did you know that you can now vote each month for a Wildworks Ambassador? Obviously, many of you didn’t know because last month in March your choice was Wildflower the skunk! Come on now. What were you thinking!! I’m giving you a chance to redeem yourself and choose me for April’s Wildlife Ambassador because… well…How many reasons do you want!? To name only a few–
I’m the biggest bobcat (and the best looking) I have the softest fur and big giant paws and I’m extremely beautiful and, it goes without saying, I smell much better than a skunk. If elected I even promise to never try and kill Patty the chihuahua or any of the other Wildworks prey items again. Besides, April is my birthday month and I’ll be 3 years old!
To vote for me as April’s Wildworks Ambassador just email firstname.lastname@example.org
Catch ya later, ( you know how those campaign promises go!)